Harry: Niagra Falls...or should I say..Biafra Falls?!
Lou: *hits Harry in the balls* No, you shouldn't
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
(Source: anal-g, via wow-soph)